samthomaswilsons:

#maybe he’s born with it#maybe its hydra brainwashing

samthomaswilsons:



jklawls:

startin the day with your eye liner like 

endin the day with your eye liner like 


sathereinmyfluffyjumper:

princekarkat:

dreamingdusk:

so
um
do we call an electrician?
or a plumber?

how about an exorcist

sathereinmyfluffyjumper:

princekarkat:

dreamingdusk:

so

um

do we call an electrician?

or a plumber?

how about an exorcist


royalteens:

i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat


wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck



Reblog / posted 11 hours ago via njehehe · © aluox with 77,192 notes

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue


ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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