Married life with Ellen and Portia.
These cats have no fucking idea what is happening.
Oh my god.
Those poor cats and omg I can’t breathe at all.
this is 10% evil and 90% hilarious
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
ellen degeneres can host my funeral
cause of death: dying
Goofy, Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse’s cameo in The Little Mermaid
Proof kingdom hearts actually happened
iCarly. One of the best shows ever.